drop by.....and sway

hey.....ya!

nice weekend ya..thanks to all yg turut mnyerikan weekend kami...kepada kawan2 yg sudi masak memasak, kuar makan sesama, partner yg menceriakan idup saya (best la gelak2 sambil nyanyi lagu koimiligaya..ekekekekee)...

xlupe juga happy b'day lagi sekali wat dak adi eid...
maap ler kami dtg lambat..next year la kite wat suprais kenduri yer....

saya: di belenggu masalah mana nak letak lemak berlebihan ni...(tu la, sapo suruh ko menambah nasi 3kali tiap kali mnyinggah kat wong solo....kalah slay dah ni...oopppsss..maaf cik slay)

k la...nak prektis joget lagu sway...apada cik dian kata ai nak joget lagu
'sua suey good moning' ceeiittt....

**mekasey sayang layan ayang nyanyi lagu industan last week...eekekekkee** tp, apasal ko gelak2 sampai xleh berbicara hah cik haza....

k la...lets sway with me...heayyya!!!!

When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When you dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak

I can hear the sound of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now

Instrumental
Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak

I can hear the sound of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now

When marimba rhythms starts to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me

When marimbas start to play
Hold me close, make me sway
Like an ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close sway me more

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me

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maybe it is not maybeline anymore..ekekekee

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looking forward.....

heyya....

weekend ari tuh, ai pon kemas rumah tau cik dian....

sampai sakit lutut..(Erkk..penuaan ker?)

ai nak pujuk partner supaya jangan lagi bawak i p tgk cerita antu kat wayang atau pon di rumah...

ai nak pingsan tau....

last rabu p tgk jangan tegur kan...yg ngeri nya tgk muke n rambut depa....cerita nya menarik tp terlalu simple sgt....(mungkin saya sllu tgk cerita antu thailand yg best and xterlalu simple)....betul...citer antu thailand best, kecuali la coffin tuh...wat rugi jak beli tiket wayang...xbest sgt....

last saturday, kami p dating ke midveli, keluar dari lif...nampak la poster 'coming soon'......aku n partner cari tajuk cerita tuh...non ado...

kami pon berlalu n jalan2....

masa nak balik tuh, partner ku very the eagle nak tgk citer antu tuh....tanpa tgk iklan atau pon sipnopsis cerita tuh, kami line up la and dapatkan tiket yg kebetulan ngam2 abis sebelum konsert af bermula....

masuk2 wayang, aku dok la pikir....cerita ape la agaknya kami tgk nih....

haduihhhh, banyak kali aku terkejut tgk cerita tuh sampaikan aku pening n rasa nak pitam dah, kalu nak ikutkan hati nak aje aku berlari ke luar panggung sebelum abis cerita tp, nak tgk plaks ape kesudahan citer tuh...

ku tabahkan ati sampai cerita tuh abis, bile dah balik....kepala aku still pening2 and mata aku merah....mungkin byk kali terkejut...berkali2 gak aku nampak antu tuh munjul tanpa di jangka....kalu bab menjerit2 tuh..usah cerita la....

pegi la sape nak tgk....best cerita nya...aku xnak tulis sipnopsis nya...uols kene terkejut gak macam diri ku....arahan pengarah filem the shuttle.....

susah nak tido malam la wei...kejap teringat jangan tegur..kejap teringat coming soon....pening2....

ermmm...nak ubah stail rambut la mcm di bawah....rabutnya ajer...bukan muke nya atau perangai nya dalam citer lword tuh...ekekekekee

rambut yg macam kat bawah ni dah wat kot...tapi cepat panjang rambut depan, so xsempat nak lama2...sape yg penah nampak, nampak la...

*rambut depan, mak potong sendrik jerk...xsuke org lain potong...takut xseswai jiwa..hehehehe

k la.....

bayennnn

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weekend yg haibat jugak!

Assalamualaikum....

last week...betapa la hati ku risau.....sebab?
Ai n partner coti ari sabtu but we are on budget...so, dok pk2...ape yg akan kami buat....

siap beli cd lword s6 dr cik UL....kununnya kami xkan kemana2 la...hanya dok umah makan tido n tgk Lword.hehehe
tp, sebenarnya bukan itu yg berlaku....xsangka byk gak activity ujung mgu ku itu...

malam sebelum bercoti..aku menghabiskan cerita Lword...xkesah la lambat2 pon, yg penting dapat tgk sekaligus tanpa debaran yg melampau...

ari sabtu, partner ku balik umah pagi2 bawak balik bekfes yg banyak...membuat hati ku gundah sbb aku nak sambung tido tp aku di goda plaks ngan makanan yg berbau harum di pagi hari....
geram, lepas makan...partner ku sedap2 tido..tgl la aku terkulat2 kat sebelah xleh tido dah, nnt perut muncit...
last2 aku amik keputusan kemas rumah sikit2 n basuh baju...berpeluh gak la...yeay!

Then, sembang2 ngan rakan serumah aku yg lain....dia ajak p clubbing...tp xpegi pon sbb last minit dia ade rancangan lain..ceeiiittt...mebi end of this week...
dah kul 330ptg, aku xtahan dah...ku gulek2 partner ku suruh bgn sbb bile dah bersenam, perutku mula la mintak nasi...

kami pegi wong solo lg.....hehehe
hrmmm...jumpe si shakirah tu la...ngan partner dia..hehehe, kantoi nokss...

dia ok la, mcm nak beramas mesra jak ngan kami...siap tolong halaukan kucing yg panjat2 aku n partner lg...kami dah la cam kebuluran, si kucing tuh kacau2 plaks, bg makanan...xnak plaks...seb bek ade syakirah..thanks ahhhh

balik dri situ, kami ke midvaley...p tgk property fair...haihhh....buat I xtido malam tgk rumah2 canggih...bile la impian kan jd kenyataan neh....semoga di murahkan rezeki..aminnn
balik2, sempat ½ way jak tgk af.....kununnya leh tgk siaran ulangan nnt...tp sampai skrg xtgk2 lg...adehhh

tido....
bangun kul 1130am, kami memenuhi undangan sahabat di mawar apartment, yeay! Makan lunch kat situ n tgk tv..hehehe, sodap mem masak asam pedas kan...mekaseh ya!

Pastuh, round2 kl, tgk2 kawasan...sambil berangan2..hehehe

malamnya, dapat jemputan ke damansara....makan lagi....deyolss masak ayam percik....nice2!

Thanks to kengkawan yg sudi mengajak kami ye!
Kalu ade rezeki, piki masak plaks eh....take care....
weekend yg tetap best!

**ai tgh bersedeh ni, aely sahabat ku akan menetap d kuantan dan bekerja di sana...tatau la dia leh pegi gathering ke x...kepada sesiapa yg nak pegi tp xdaftar lg...gtau la kalu nak...mebi leh ganti kan si aely neh....kalu x, sian la kat dia....hukhukss....

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belajar dari yan

ambuyat-sagu
sayap ayam-kepak ayam bakar, makan tepi laut, teluk likas corner
amplang-dah makan, dian kasi
kacang angin-yan xsure nama sebenar
nasi ayam-sedap sgt kata nya
ampap-ikan masak air
buah-buahan-sipitang (best gilak neh)
puding kelapa
fresh sifut
shopping kat 1 borneo, hot spring
kete wagon-kafif

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coba ko coba

Cuba kau dengar
Cuba kau cuba
Diam bila ku cuba
Tuk berbicara dengan kamu
Pernahkah kau ada
Bila ku perlu
Tuk meluahkan rasa hati
Dan bila kau bersuara
Setia ku mendengar
Agar tenang kau merasa
Siapa
Sebenarnya aku padamu
Mungkin sama dengan teman lain
Yang bisa kau buat begitu
Dan bila
Tiada lagi teman bermain
Kau pulang tuk dapatkan aku
Itulah aku... padamu
Cuba kau lihat
Cuba kau cuba
Renung ke mata aku
Bila ku kaku melihatmu
Pernahkah kau ada
Bila ku perlu
Tuk menyatakan rasa sakit
Dalam diri
Dan bila kau perlu
Setia ku menunggu
Agar senang kau merasa
Siapa
Sebenarnya aku padamu
Mungkin sama dengan teman lain
Yang bisa kau buat begitu
Dan bila
Tiada lagi teman bermain
Kau pulang tuk dapatkan aku
Itulah aku... padamu
Maafkan kerana aku tak pernah
Terlintas tuk menulis pada mu
Salahkan ku
Tak mungkin lagi aku meminta
Untuk kau mendengar...
Untuk kau melihat ke mataku
SiapaSebenarnya aku padamu
Mungkin sama dengan teman lain
Yang bisa kau buat begitu
Dan bila
Tiada lagi teman bermain
Kau pulang tuk dapatkan aku
Itulah aku... padamu

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pekabo

mmm..tajuk xpernah nya nak menarik kan...

yer la, ai bukan nya nak tarik perhatian org pon...
siang td, masa tgn tgh ligat dok wat kije...otak aku melayang2 nak tulis blog....tp, biasa la....bile dah bukak blog...sumer ilang..adehhh....

jap jap...i recall yer...
-pasal phone
-pasal kije
-pasal gath
-coti
-pasal pc
-zizi af
-melaka

ok.
pasal phone...npon ai rusak uols...xmau detect sim card...mujur ade phone lama haza...pakai la dulu yg tuh..mujur xjual n boleh di guna pakai lg...alhamdulillah....tp, malang sikit la....xbyk no kat dalam phone tuh.......phone aku tuh plaks dok berdering jak alarm nye..sbb aku xsempat nak off alarm yg aku konci tetiap hari....bising la ko sampai aku p baiki, aku sayang ko phone but y u buat i cam ni....hukhukksss
aku nak sms kak shoe + eid + kawan2 lain pon susah tau! seb bek msg dian ade kat dlm simcard aku...leh la aku tanya kabo berita...sebenarnya...phone ai tuh rusak sejak last week...xde masa nak repair....

pasal kije plaks...opismate aku ni asik mengomen pasal dia punya appraisal yg rendah tuh, tp ngomel kat kitorg...depan boss dia baik pulak...pijak semut xmampu...aku nasihat kan dia suruh gtau ape yg dia xpuas hati kat boss dia, xnak..dia buleh plaks kata dia akan cari kesalahan org lain(team) n tunjuk kat bos skali...gilo n saiko la....xnak dengar nasehat...nak kata bodoh kang dah tu*.... umo dah 30an dah tuh, pangai ngalahkan budak tadika...bengang nye aku tgk dia....

pasal gath-kepada kawan2, marilah kite pakat reramai p gathering kali ni...jgn la plaks pakat reramai xnak pegi....untuk pengatahuan anda, ini la masa nye kite nak meramas mesra ngan kakek2 yg lebeh berpengalaman menjalani idup ini.... ini bukan setakat pasal peribadi atau kamasutra, tp...mari kite cungkil ape rahsia kejayaan dorg dlm hidup depa....masa ni la kite nak jupe org2 yg sama cam kite n kat situ baru kite akan dapat tau, yg golongan kite xpatut di pandang rendah...tp, ramai yg dah berjaya uols.....contohi la yg baik2, xperlu pikirkan sgt keburukan org lain....

kami bercoti sabtu n ahad ni-tp poket kempis, tatau nak wat aper....xdapat ku bayangkan bosannya di rumah tgk hbo yg ulang2 tuh....nak cari cik ul la....katanya byk stock!

pasal pc-aku cam malas2 nak jual pc aku tuh plaks sbb aku xcukup duit lg nak beli yg baru....so, ade la opismate aku yg degil (refer pasal kije-itu adalah org yg sama) telah pon meng-offer komputer zaman kuno kat kawan ai yg aku xjd nak jual pc ni dgn kononnya harga yg sgt rendah...padahal, pentium 4 org dah xpakai dah cik.....256ram pon dah xleh nak survive dah noks...ko jgn la tipu dia..kesian plaks i nengok..

kenapa zizi terkeluar last week. aku budget dia akan dapat best performance...tp apakan daya, di sebab aku pon xngundi...zip aje la molot ku inin....

tingin nak p melaka la....jom....tp time ade duit eh

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kalau la....

bangun pagi2....aku rase idup aku cam kosong sgt...ntah la...

pastu aku pikir macam2.... aku pikir, kalu aku dah tua kerepot...sape nak jaga aku...(aza musti kate dia nak jaga)....
kalu aku pegi dulu..sape nak jaga haza, ade ke org nak kawen ngan dia kalu dah kerepot jua...(aza musti kata, sayang nak ikut ayg..)
aku cakap, mana boleh...selagi ajal belum tibe...kite xleh mengalah...hidup musti di teruskan...

terus aku teringat mak aku kat kampung..ape dia tengah buat, makan ape....sihat ke dia....hahhh..mcm2 kat pikiran ni

dulu aku pernah xbercakap 5tahun dgn bapak tiri aku...taktau ape masalah nya...biarlah ia nya menjadi rahsia keluarga kami...ewaahhh..

tp..lama kelamaan, aku akui...aku bersyukur sebab mempunyai bapak tiri yg betul2 sayang kat mak aku..dia jaga mak aku, makan minum di jaga..makan ubat pon, dia yg ingatkan mak....aku sedeh betul...bayangkan bapak tiri xde....aku musti bukan kat sini dgn aza sbb mak aku nak dok kampung, sayang benor nak tglkan rumah kat kampung....sayang kebun la...sayang rumah, sayang ternakan dan macam2 lagi....

aku bersyukur juga ade adik n abg sepupu aku yg tgl bersama mak, kalau basuh baju n pinggan mangkuk, adik aku buat...kalu p kedai, abg sepupu ade...

so, ape tugasan aku sebagai anak?? anta duit jerk ke? aku mmg nak jaga mak, tp aku xsuke ngan kat kampung..dan yg paling penting..aku xnak berpisah dgn si dia yg juga aku sayangi....

aku btau aza, kalu kite nak idup bersama...kite musti dapatkan rumah sendri (beli umah) and bukak perniagaan sendri...aku xnak kami di sisihkan masyarakat bile dah tua n comot..hukhukkss.....
aku tanya dia, xnak cari anak angkat yg boleh jaga kite masa tua nnt?
dia berkeras xnak, dia kata dia yg akan jaga kami berdua...
hrmmm...pemikirannya belum sampai ke alam tua lagi la tuh....

abg aku col, dia suruh kije kat kampung, berkecamuk betul pikiran ni...dorg mmg sllu usaha kan aku kije gomen kat kampung....begitu jugak ngan si dia..mak dia sllu suruh dia kije kat2 ngan kampung....

haih..abg2 n kakak2 kami yg sebok dok apply kije kat kami...tp, kami mahu bersama...adehhh..
camne ni...tolong laa....

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lalallaala~~2nd entry

Masa aku siap tulis entry pasal bahse omputih td...ai dapat email ni dari kawan ai....xbermaksud nak kenekan org....just nak share ngan u guys....kalu uols rase xpatut...jgn la bacer...

sebab aku post kat sini: permulaan cerita yg amat menarik..but yg kat bawah2 tuh..ai xnak terlibat..mak tutp mulut..... (aku mmg tatau cerita sebenar, choose to zip my mouth..oooppsss)

Made in Malaysia

Posted by admin

Wednesday, 01 April 2009 15:04

What do foreign investors face when they come to Malaysia? How do they
Overcome the government bureaucracy and the many rules imposed on foreign
Investors? Imagine this typical scene in a government department when a
Movie producer tries to get approval to shoot a documentary in Malaysia.

NO HOLDS BARRED

Raja Petra Kamarudin
Excuse me, but I'm wondering if you could help me.

Tengok itu. (The officer points to a sign on the wall that says: GUNAKAN
BAHASA MALAYSIA).

I'm sorry. I don't understand.

Mesti guna Bahasa Malaysia.

I'm sorry, but I'm an American. I don't understand the local language.

Must use Bahasa Malaysia. Not American language. I cannot speak American.

But we don't have an American language. We speak English.

Oh. Why don't you get your Bumiputera partner to come if you cannot speak
Bahasa Malaysia?

I don't have a Bumiputera partner.

How can? All foreign companies that do business in Malaysia must have
Bumiputera partner.

But we are not doing business in Malaysia. We do business in America. I am
Here to find out how to get a permit to shoot a documentary in Malaysia.
We are a movie company.

Oh. You want to make a movie in Malaysia. Very good. Malaysia has plenty
Of history and culture. Good place to make a movie. You must show the
Twin Towers and the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in
Your movie.

No, it is not that kind of documentary. We are making a documentary about
The murder of Altantuya Shaariibuu.

Aiyah! Cannot mention that name. That name banned.

Banned?

Yes. Government ban anyone mentioning the name Altantuya.

Oh. Then how do we address that?

I don't know her address. Maybe you ask the Mongolian Embassy.

No, I don't mean her address. How do we solve the problem of her name?

Altantuya Shaariibuu can't be used. But you can use Aminah Abdullah. That
Name not banned by government.

Okay then. I want to make a documentary about the brutal murder of Aminah
Abdullah.

That one okay. Government can approve. But you must also show the Twin
Towers and the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in your
Movie.

But those have nothing to do with the documentary. The documentary is
About the murder of Altan.....

Ah, ah, ah....

Sorry, I mean Aminah Abdullah.

Why you can't also show the Twin Towers and the Penang Bridge and the
Iskandar Development Region in your movie?

Okay, maybe I can show some clips of the Twin Towers and the Penang Bridge
And the Iskandar Development Region in the documentary.

Good. But must show the Twin Towers in Kuala Lumpur okay? Cannot show in
Melaka like that Sean Connery movie, Entrapment. Our PM was very angry.
He said the foreigners distort the truth.

Okay. The Twin Towers will be shown in KL.

And also the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region.

Okay, I will also show the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development
Region in KL.

No, the Penang Bridge is in Penang and the Iskandar Development Region is
In Johor.

Okay, I will take note of that.

And what about the songs?

Songs?

Yes, must show some local songs.

But this is a documentary about the murder of Al.......

Ah, ah, ah.

......Aminah Abdullah.

But can still show some local songs even if the story is about a murder.
You must show Siti Nurhaliza singing. At least two songs.

Okay, we shall show City what's her name....

Siti Nurhaliza.

......City Nurlaziha singing......

Nurhaliza.

Nurhaliza singing two songs.

Good, good. And what about Umno history?

Umno history?

Yes, must show Umno history and how Umno fought for Merdeka from the
British.

But what's that got to do with the murder?

You must show Umno history and how Umno fought for Merdeka. If not
Government can't approve.

Okay, I shall show the Umno history and how Umno fought for....fought for....

Merdeka.

....Merdeka from the British.

Good. And don't forget to also include the new PM's speech.

New PM's speech?

Yes, Najib Tun Razak.

What has his speech got to do with the movie?

Must show. Must show new PM declare he never met that Mongolian woman.

You mean Aminah Abdullah?

No, PM just said he never met that Mongolian woman. He never mention any
Name. Must show that speech in the movie.

Okay, we will show that as well. Do I take it if I agree to all those
Terms I can get permission from the Malaysian government to shoot the
documentary in Malaysia?

You got Bumiputera partner?

No.

Must have Bumiputera partner. See list here. You must choose one
Bumiputera partner from this list.

Okay, I will choose a Bumiputera partner from this list.

And must give 70% contract to local Bumiputera companies.

I don't understand. What contracts?

70% of your work must be done by Bumiputera companies.

But we don't need local participation. We shall be bringing our entire
crew from the States.

But make sure not from Pakatan states. That one government can't approve.

Pakatan states?

Yes. Penang, Selangor, Kedah and Kelantan.

No, I mean our entire crew will be brought in from the United States of
America.

Cannot. Must have 70% local. Only 30% from America.

Okay, I will try to squeeze that requirement in.

And which state you want Datuk?
Excuse me. I don't get that.

You make movie about Malaysia you can get Datuk. Which state you want? Can
choose.

Oh, I don't think I'm interested in Datuk, whatever that is.

Aiyah, people pay RM250,000 for Datuk. Why you don't want? You make movie
on Malaysia can get Datuk free. No need pay RM250,000.

Okay, throw in the Datuk for free then.

Okay, we will arrange Melaka Datuk for you. Where you shoot the movie?

In Selangor.

Aiyah, Selangor cannot. That is Pakatan state. Choose another state.

But the murder happened in Selangor so we need to shoot the documentary
where the murder happened.

Selangor cannot. If Pakatan state, government cannot approve. You shoot in
Melaka. Melaka very historical.

Okay, okay, we'll go along with what you want. Is there anything else I
need to know?

When you launch movie the First Lady must be invited.

The Queen?

No, not Queen. Rosmah Mansor.

Will she come to the premier?

Of course. If Shahrukh Khan go, she will go.

But Shahrukh Khan is not in the documentary.

Why not? He is very popular in Malaysia and First Lady like him. He also
got Melaka Datuk like you. Must show him in movie.

Look, can I come back to you on that? We shall have to decide whether we
still want to shoot this documentary in Malaysia.

No problem. When you already decide you come again to see me. We welcome
all movie companies to Malaysia and will extend our cooperation and help
you. Foreigners always welcome in Malaysia.


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written by tehtarik, April 01, 2009 15:13:44

dear RPK,
is this an april fool's joke?
LOL.....

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written by DreamLady, April 01, 2009 15:15:12

Once again, you make me laugh too loud and too much with this incredible
dialogue!!!

Cheers!!! Raja Petra, you belong to the rare species of the human
race!!!You are just incredibly humorous!!

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written by AO Musa, April 01, 2009 15:17:38

this is awesome! Despite its a joke but its truly about Malaysian
bureaucracy!

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written by DatoSeri, April 01, 2009 15:20:48

This is the image not only in the hearts of foreigners, but edged deep in
Malaysians, too... you "story" (or fact) here is one great proof. Ha ha
ha!!!

Thanks RPK!

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written by malaysianohope, April 01, 2009 15:28:41

Aduh! ROTFLOL!
Abang your are totally, utterly hilarious but with a catch that its a
reflection of the reality of the types of hurdles facing Foreign
Investors. GOTCHA! It's April Fool Day but for real!!!



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written by Tornado, April 01, 2009 15:28:44

Kah kah kah kah kah kah kah kah......
This story can cheer up Rosmah if Agong not keen to choose her husband
become PM.....

Kah kah kah kah kah kah kah..................

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written by ilovepakatan, April 01, 2009 15:28:50

PETE!

You can be a movie producer or a script writer. I wanna act in your movie.

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written by Oscar Winner, April 01, 2009 15:29:44

It's parody of reality. Those who consider this a joke are naive and not
in touch with reality. If this isn't reality, what kind of change are we
fighting for?? It's typical movie from UMNOwood production mill everyday.
Similar productions must be stopped. Come next GE, UMNOwood must be
destroyed!!

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written by Kaboda, April 01, 2009 15:30:15

LOL you got one warped mind RPK.
Anyhow I guess that business model can be applied to all foreigners who
wish to do business in Malaysia.

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macam pembawa dlm AF kan.....

ntah ape2 kan tajuk ku di atas....setelah makan lempeng bakar pagi tadi...aku rase cam nak makan selalu n kenyang yg berlanjutan..hukhukss

sebenarnya aku baru bace blog cik rozek, (ketinggalan zaman aku kan)...topik nya sgt la hebat...even aku penah bacer isu tu kat blog cik dian....tp, komen kat blog rozek mmg haibat sgt....tahniah....

sebagai rakyat Malaysia, dah pastinya aku selalu berbangga terlahir di dlm sebuah negara yg makmur...aku berbangga dgn kisah2 zaman dulu, xkire bagaimana org zaman dulu bercinta atau bagaimana dorg bertumpah darah untuk memperjuangkan negara....

akan tetapi, tuan tuan dan puan puan....zaman semakin berubah.... segala nya berubah kecuali jatidiri kite yg xkire la berbangsa melayu ke, cina ker, indian ke dan macam2 lagi la...merepek ker aku neh...

aku berasa amatla kecewa...aku ni dah la bahasa melayu pon xberapa betul, bahasa2 lain apatah lagi..hukhukss...

tp....jgn xpercaya..aku pernah belajar byk bahsa...di sebab kan aku xpractis...aku dah pon lupe... sikit2 tuh ingat la....

saya tidak menyokong la kepada pihak yg xbersetuju supaya sc&bi di ajar dlm bahsa omputih...apa salah nya kite menyelam sambil minum air....baru la kite dapat merasai kelainan dlm hidup kite instead of do the same thing, use the same language...

kenapa saya kate begini...dulu aku penah la bersekolah (kat sekolah ai la..katner lg)....kununnya aku ni di tempatkan di kelas yg paling ok dan cikgu2 yg mengajar bahsa omputih ni simply ignore us....xmengajar pon...seingat aku....hanya form 2 (sekejap), form 3, form 4 sekejap and form 5 jak aku di ajar oleh guruku di kelas..selebihnya...kami semua tido n main2 kat kelas...cikgu beranak la...xde cikgu nak ajar la...di sebab kan sikap lepas tangan cikgu yg menganggap kami semua ni dah pandai n xperlu di ajar....maka, terkontang kanting la kami masa exam...ceeiittt...nasib aku lulus gak....

so, aku xnak anak bangsa aku di masa akan datang menerima nasib yg sama seperti aku....aku start explore english ni masa aku masuk u....malu gak la...kawan2 lain, teror jak cakap omputih, aku? bukan xtau lansung, tp aku kne belajar lg....time tuh..

kalau ade cabaran dalam hidup kite, kite jgn la lari dari masalah itu, sebaliknya..cube lah kite atasi masalah tuh bersama...mmg la murid2 mungkin ade yg xmampu untuk gune bahsa inggeris sebagai main language dlm pembelajaran...tp, pihak sekolah pon kenela ambil bahagian...contohnya motivate anak2 bangsa, ibubapa pon kene la bantu anak2 dorg....bg dorongan..lama2 dorg akan bangkit dan hadapi cabaran itu....jgn la bagi budak2 ni pikul beban tuh sendirian...k

aku pon pernah pilih, ahhhhh...bahsa melayu sgt penting...xpayah belajar cakap bahsa lain...mmg bahsa melayu sgt penting..tp... xsemestinya kite xleh tunjuk terer nak menguasai pelbagai bahsa.... (aku geram sbb masa aku masuk u, aku kene belajar bahse perancis...tp di sebabkan english aku lemah...so, aku kene strugle lebeh sikit pada org lain...sbb bahsa perancis ni mcm relate / lebeh kurang bahse inggeris)...rugi2....but, aku mmg kerja kuat masa kat uitm..syabas utk aku sendri...

so...di sini..saya amat menyokong supaya kerajaan jgn menarik diri dalam usaha membantu anak2 bangsa utk maju bersama2 bangsa lain....xperlu la ikut org...mcm org dok kata negara jipun tuh maju dgn hanya gune bahsa dorg sendrik....dlm sector dorg skrg dorg mmg 1st class tp when goes to service industry...dorg sllu di ketawakan and selalu di tindas2 oleh budak2 philiphine...hehehehe....

and.....zaman skrg...service industry gain more profit than other industry...sebab...service industry gune manpower+skills=product--->>dapat duit.... industry lain.....manpower+tools+skills=product-->>baru dapat duit....

xpercaya....bezakan tukang masak n penyanyi jak la.....ape beza nya dorg.....malas dah nak huraikan..lu pikir la sendrik....k la...penat dah merepek panjang...

xgune pertahan kan diri sendri dan kita masih di takuk yg sama...sedangkan org yang selalu berjuang tuh selalu mendapat sesuatu dr apa yg di usahakan.......

babai....
**service industry sllunya related to penggunaan bahsa.....
**ini adalah pendapat saya..xde kene mengena dgn hak org lain untuk menyuarakan suara hati depa yg kadang berbeza...

tambahan:
cube kite bayangkan..kite nak p obersi and nak komersialkan lepat pisang...lepat pisangkan dalam daun...see, kite mmg ade product+kita tau macamnane nak buat lepat pisang tu jadi sedap and kite mmg tau n pro la ngan product tanahair kite...tapi kalu tatau nak bertutur dalam bahsa omputih...ntah2 mat saleh sana sangka kite jual bom dalam daun pisang....communication failure..hhehehe, xke naya...pingsan kan....

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rahmati

hehe....

bohsan kan..tetibe jerk hehehhee...

xde idea sebenarnya neh....
mmm..ari tuh is p berhijrah...ai ingat nak jupe dia tp xsempat sebab balik kampung, xsempat pon give sumthing sebelom dia berlepas, bile bukak blog dia...rase sedeh la puloks as a frend...ape la aku neh...xper la...mebi lain kali, next time jupe lg...kepada kak J, take yer.....kalu rase bosan2 tuh, sms la piki...ade mase leh jupe2.....(ppsssttt: bestnya nak p london eh bulan suploh)..

kepada noks dian: harap bersabar la menghadapi kerete u yg dah 1/12 remuk tuh...piki ni pobia tau kalu excident2 neh, sbb tuh sllu jerk membebel kat haza kalu dia laju atau memandu terlalu dekat..yer la kan...kdg2 even kite ikut peraturan, org lain belum tahu akan ikut perturan ke x....kalu kite berhati2, mebi u can make a diff..

kepada kengkawan yg belum register n bayo deposit kat cik dian tuh, sila2 berbuat demikian supaya kite boleh jumpa jumpaan di hari/malam gathering....rapatkan saf n rapatkan sillaturrahim....

bg ai plaks....bulan ni sengkek la sikit sbb cik haza terlupa yg dia kene bayo insurance kete dia yg kat beriban tuh, pingsan dia dapat col dari agent, so.....elakkan cocok duit simpanan...kami kene la ikat perut n gunakan duit gaji secara limited....yer la, kami ni bukan org kaya pon yang gaji berseh leh simpan lagi 8ribu....

segala tawaran yg boleh di terima haruslah di pospon...aku plaks, sebelum af ari tuh, berangan nak main masak2 sambil tgk af bulan ni..terpaksa la di tunda kepada tahun depan..wakakaka....

ehemm...
masa balik kampung ari tuh, berat ai naik...terukkan....tensen betul..ai nak makan mcm masa dolu2..skrg??? makan sikit pon gain weight...so, i terpakse diet 3hari tanpa makan nasi...makan mihun jak...tp kire ok la...berat dah kembali ke berat asal, tp effect kat muke plaks...abisla xlawa... perasan nya..(macam la lawa pon sebelum neh...adehhh)

tp, ptg td bile pikirkan budget, aku makan la nasi kat cafe....haihh....
semoga Allah merahmati diri ku and haza..aminnnn.....

di samping itu, nak budeks bos di bawah supaya naikkan gaji ai..amin

marila bersama2 kite doakan yer....

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